Ok. Granted there’s no real way to know which pro-weed celebrities use a Vaporizer to consume cannabis without asking them personally. And, for some reason, they just aren’t answering my calls (kidding). It would be great if there were a marijuana leaf next to the stars on the Hollywood Walk of Fame, or a “Home of the Stars Who Use A Vaporizer” Star Map, or a “Vaporizer to the Stars” search result on Google. But, there isn’t.
But, it is fun to smoke out and consider which film and/or TV celebs would use a Vaporizer, and which brand they would have used. Let’s consider five of the brands of Vaporizer on the market today, and consider which personalities would best fit which Vaporizer.
1. The Vapir N02 Portable:
Considering the fact that the Vapir NO2 resembles a water bottle for astronauts or a missile from the Bat Mobile, futuristic trendsetters on the go, like Wiz Khalifa, or Lady Gaga, might use this vaporizer. Jay-Z would like the “all-black everything” quality. And, Leonard Nemoy would also like the Vapir NO2. But, I think he would have tried to call The Enterprise on it first before he realized what it was. Charlie Sheen would like this one.
2. The Iolite:
The packaging for the Iolite resembles the iPhone box, giving it a commercial appeal. Relatively the size of a smart phone, the portable Iolite can fit easily into the pocket or purse of the Stars. Easily concealable, like the true lives of some celebs, actors like Natalie Portman, or TV talkers like Bill Maher would tote this mini-toker along with them to “maintain” at any event. Considering the “techy” design, artists like Bono and Sting would dig the Iolite as well.
Charlie Sheen would like this one too.
3. The Magic Flight Launch Box (aka MFLB):
With a name that sounds like a lost Alanis Morrisette song, the Magic Flight Launch Box is a battery-powered portable vaporizer that comes with it’s own AA batteries and battery charger. The natural wood design gives this vaporizer a more “earthy” look, which would make the Magic Flight Launch Box more appealing to celebs like Willie Nelson, Tom Green, Danny Glover and Woody (duh!) Harrelson. The “hippy” Olsen twin would like how it looked liked something out of the 70’s. Mountain-boy Matthew McConaughey would like the fact that it was made out of wood. Oh, Alanis would like it too. And, of course, Charlie Sheen would like this one also.
4. The Volcano:
Weighing in at .75 lbs. (1.6kg), the Volcano is a very intriguing vaporizer. With both a mouthpiece and a filling attachment for filling the two Polythene balloons that come with it, the Volcano is considerably larger than the other vaporizers mentioned. Walking around with a bag full of hot “air” might appeal to Sarah Silverman, Roseanne or Paris Hilton. Charlie Sheen would like this one a lot.
5. The Arizer Extreme Q:
Another dual-function balloon-style/ direct-inhale vaporizer, the Arizer’s temperature, fan speed and timer can be set by remote control. Surprisingly affordable for a vaporizer with this feature, The Arizer Extreme Q also has a self-timer to turn itself off after a certain period of time (2 to 4 hours depending on the frequency of use). The idea of getting stoned and not having to move (at all!) is perfect for famous couch potato comedians like Jack Black, Zach Galifanakis, and Wolf Blitzer. Ok, maybe not Wolf Blitzer.
But, Charlie Sheen would like this one. Definitely.